$1.00 • Album Download
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A one dollar donation buys you:
  • a digital download of "We Want It All"
  • We are eternally grateful
       $5.00 • Mix CD and personal letter
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    5 dollars gets you:
    • a digital download of "We Want It All"
    • 1 mix CD made by us (want something specific? from a specific chopper? make a request!
    • a very personal letter describing the (many) ways in which you are awesome
       $7.00 • Actual Physical Compact Disc!
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    7 dollars get you:
    • a physical copy of the CD (postage included)
    • a digital download of "We Want It All"
    • 1 mix CD made by us
    • a very personal letter
       $15.00 • Awesome T-Shirt
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    15 dollars gets you:
    • a brand new T-shirt design CLICK HERE TO SEE BIGGER! (girls sizes available!- choose between orange and baby blue)
    • a digital download of "We Want It All"
    • 1 mix CD made by us
    • a very personal letter (in Spanish)
    • an autographed picture The Chop (suitable for framing!)
    • buttons, stickers, and a SECRET SURPRISE!
       $17.79 • COVERS FOR HIRE!
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    17.79 gets you
    • ANY SONG under the sun, recorded by us for YOU
    • the satisfaction of playing puppet master to a high energy rock band

    • This is an awesome value!
      CHECK THE ONES WE'VE ALREADY DONE!
       $43.00 • On Stage phone call!
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    Amazing, limited time only at a reduced price! Was 350 dollars! Now is 43 dollars!
  • an on stage phone call from The Chop
  • We'll call you while on stage at one of our shows, dedicate a song to you then leave keep you on the line while we rock.
       $50.00 • Personal Theme Song
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    For 50 dollars you get:
    • an original and unique theme song written by us. SOMETHING LIKE THIS (except written by us about you!)
    • a subtle determination of your spirit animal
    • a letter of recommendation to the college or job of your choice
    • all the other stuff listed above
       $250.00 • Slumber Party!
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    For 250 dollars, we'll come to your house while we're in town and have a slumber party! Package includes:
    • Twister!
    • Pajamas!
    • Toenail painting sesh!
    • Breakfast courtesy of The Chop!
       $500.00 • Private Concert
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    For 500 dollars, The Chop will come to your house (within 12 hours drive of San Francisco) and play a concert for you. You will also get everything listed above.
       $750.00 • Private (Shirtless) Concert
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    For an extra 250 dollars (total of 750 dollars) The Chop will drive to your house (within 12 hours drive of San Francisco) and play a concert just for you, and they will do it shirtless.
       $12000.00 • Ass Tattoo Tribute
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    12,000 dollars gets one of us to tattoo your name (or likeness) on our ass.
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