A one dollar donation buys you:

a digital download of "We Want It All"

We are eternally grateful

5 dollars gets you:

• a digital download of "We Want It All"
• 1 mix CD made by us (want something specific? from a specific chopper? make a request!
• a very personal letter describing the (many) ways in which you are awesome

7 dollars get you:

• a physical copy of the CD (postage included)
• a digital download of "We Want It All"
• 1 mix CD made by us
• a very personal letter

15 dollars gets you:

• a brand new T-shirt design CLICK HERE TO SEE BIGGER! (girls sizes available!- choose between orange and baby blue)
• a digital download of "We Want It All"
• 1 mix CD made by us
• a very personal letter (in Spanish)
• an autographed picture The Chop (suitable for framing!)
• buttons, stickers, and a SECRET SURPRISE!

17.79 gets you

• ANY SONG under the sun, recorded by us for YOU
• the satisfaction of playing puppet master to a high energy rock band

This is an awesome value!
CHECK THE ONES WE'VE ALREADY DONE!

Amazing, limited time only at a reduced price! Was 350 dollars! Now is 43 dollars!

an on stage phone call from The Chop

We'll call you while on stage at one of our shows, dedicate a song to you then leave keep you on the line while we rock.

For 50 dollars you get:

• an original and unique theme song written by us. SOMETHING LIKE THIS (except written by us about you!)
• a subtle determination of your spirit animal
• a letter of recommendation to the college or job of your choice
• all the other stuff listed above

For 250 dollars, we'll come to your house while we're in town and have a slumber party! Package includes:

• Twister!
• Pajamas!
• Toenail painting sesh!
• Breakfast courtesy of The Chop!

For 500 dollars, The Chop will come to your house (within 12 hours drive of San Francisco) and play a concert for you. You will also get everything listed above.

For an extra 250 dollars (total of 750 dollars) The Chop will drive to your house (within 12 hours drive of San Francisco) and play a concert just for you, and they will do it shirtless.

12,000 dollars gets one of us to tattoo your name (or likeness) on our ass.